Little Edie

the real Selena Gomez ♅

[Little Edie @notmegf]

I just found this old phone still logged into this hell app and i just wanted to say hey guys before i disappear again

[Little Edie @notmegf]

Every time I show Jake a new song I like he accuses me of only listening to Andrew W.K. but none of the songs I ever show him are even Andrew W.K. and I can’t tell if I should feel insulted or not

[Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin]

I can’t explain this but kid rock has the hair of a 5 yr old girl named Briar

[Little Edie @notmegf]

My kid loves Jesus and she asked me why I don’t like the Jesus songs on YouTube. When I responded “they creep me out” she told me “well, just close your eyes then”.

[Little Edie @notmegf]

“It’s hard for me to stop saying bad words. It is. It’s hard for me. To stop.” - Rosemary

[Little Edie @notmegf]

Lookin’ for a “Git Snake Bit” shirt in my 30’s

[Little Edie @notmegf]

Easter is so lame.

[Little Edie @notmegf]

@LindsayStewart2

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

there’s a whole genre of content slurry where registered nurses and multi level marketing ladies encounter victims of the opiate crisis in a hobby lobby parking lot and believe with every ounce of their soul that they are about to be stuffed in a crate and sent to Slovakia.

[Little Edie @notmegf]

I thought Christian’s were supposed to dig Rainbows considering the whole “God’s Promise” and the mythical gigantic boat ordeal

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

If he’s so worried about “masculinity” why is he wearing a pink shirt and consistently skipping leg day?

[Rowdy Roddy Piper @R_Roddy_Piper]

IMG_0503.JPG.jpeg That's beautiful

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

today i found out that dana carvey was dressed like this when the entire cast and crew learned that two planes hit the twin towers

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

When I worked at the Build-a-Bear in Times Square a man bought $200 worth of My Little Pony merchandise and then went outside and immediately threw up on the ground. I’ll never forget him

[Little Edie @notmegf]

A woman in a hallmark movie will walk out in the most basic Rue 21 dress you’ve ever seen and the man will just stand there in awe staring at her like

[Little Edie @notmegf]

@AlisonBlanton It’s in the family genes 😘

[Little Edie @notmegf]

Idk I just think I’m really cool

[Little Edie @notmegf]

We just bought a house!