meg rose🦋

balled so hard they thought i was a nutsack

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are about being really scared all the time

[envy 🐾🫧 @dollzenvy]

i rub my face on your face like a cat when i love u

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

she is so good at her job.

[sarah @sablaah]

POV you just had a blistering argument about shelving units

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[alice @aliceisnotjokes]

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

[Laura 🦋 @formuLau16]

THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭

[meg rose🦋 @notmeglizbeth]

@liamfenton123 ill show u mine if u show me urs

[meg rose🦋 @notmeglizbeth]

25 degrees and accidentally had the aircon on heat all day cause i thought the higher the number meant the more cold it would be, turns out it’s degrees

i am not popular in this office rn

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

my bestie and i: