Michael Appleton

Im here! Hard bastard, bisexual, & all out fucking lunatic. Not Nicole Appleton, Not Michael Atherton, Not Michael Appleton. Parody of the #BRFC manager.

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

@Subyloo21 the noise the wind would make blowing against the cardboard would disturb the fans we already have sitting in silence.

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

#BestFootballChants at David James after conceding 3 in 20:
You're shit but your hairs quite nice
You're shit but your hairs quite nice

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

#BestFootballChants

Hands up put your hands up show us your six Burnley fingers your six Burnley fingers

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

@YayaToure_ Kuntz are often found in Liverpool shirts.

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

I then threw a pair of comedy specs on there & a Burnley fan I kidnapped. Feel like I've truly captured the spirit of the fans #BRFC

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Bound several chickens in Indian & Malaysian flags & burnt them at the Walker monument screaming "ah come on Robbie how stupid is that"#BRFC

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

@ScholesyPaul @football_greats @furious_fergie @luis16saurez as I have irrational hatred of scousers I prefer this

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

Fuck Blackburn! Do they even think about the broken hearted people trying to parody their managers. They're fucking with peoples lives here!

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Fact about #BRFC: By the year 2025 you will be no more than six feet away from a former Blackburn Rovers Manager. Synonymous truth.

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

I told her it was too early to kill off Voldemort, I tried in vein for Harry Potter and the inbred hymen slayer but she had none of it

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Just spent 3 hours crying down the phone trying to get JK Rowling to write a new Harry Potter book, cunts having none of it.

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Sadness here on the faces of those closest to Michael Owen at Stoke City and throughout his career.
#MICHAELOWEN

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Michael Owen has announced he is to retire at the end of the season, Liverpool are planning a bid of £45million for him. #LFC #MICHAELOWEN

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

#AskDowning do you ever have aspirations of playing for a big club? #LFC

[Blackburn Rovers @Rovers]

DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Did you know that from the day of birth every person from Burnley is in the eyes of the law guilty of oxygen theft

#factsaboutdingles
#BRFC

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Statistically one in three people from Burnley are in fact as equally thick as the other two

#BRFC
#BFC
#Factsaboutdingles

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Did you know statistically the sales figures of standard five fingered gloves in Burnley are the lowest in Europe

#Factsaboutdingles
#BRFC

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Did you know Burnley has been voted the most attractive area in which to start a holocaust?

#Factsaboutdingles
#BRFC

[Michael Appleton @Notmickyapple]

Did you know that officially in 196 countries Burnley is recognised as the "arsehole of the world"

#BRFC
#factsaboutdingles