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Jokes an shit! Please feel free to be deeply offended.

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

WHAT A FUCKING GAME. END TO END STUFF!!

Brechin 1 - 2 Rangers

Fucking love Scottish league 1

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

@UberFootFact imagine the games of footy they'd have at dinnertime though.
#silverlining

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

"@7AntoV: I apologize to the country, teammates, coaching staff. But most importantly, I'm fine."

Tony's finally come out the closet then.

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

Hey @rioferdy5 remember when you were being a little bit racist and I kindly made you this pic? Good times.

[Furious Fergie @Furious_Fergie]

Saw Giggsy was being compared to Guardiola today.

Didn't know big Pep had pumped his brothers' bird...

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

Just found out that this is the lad who runs the @ManUtd account.

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

@Jan_Vertonghen I've just got you a shit load of rts you little prick.
s/o maybe?

[Jan Vertonghen @JanVertonghen]

Little update: We are s***!!!

[uists and barra monorail proponent @nicolhay]

"The Kilngons are attacking our flanks!"

"Okay, Ensign Cleverley - you lead the counter-attack. Lt Kagawa? You repair the holodeck"

[yaya toure @YayaToure_]

A great win but celebrations have been surprisingly subdued around here. It's probably because MANCHESTER IS BLUE!!!

#TaxiForMoyes

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

"@StarSpoofs:
If you occasionally tuck your willy between your legs you should also RT"

Fuck RT I'm all turned on now. I'm off for a wank!

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

"@StarSpoofs:

RT for Messi
RT for Ronaldo

FAVOURITE if you have pubes!"

What do you do if you had pubes but shaved them off? So confused!

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

EL CLASSICO TONIGHT!!!!

RT for Messi
RT for Ronaldo
RT for Madrid
RT for Barca

FAVOURITE if you have pubes!

[Dennis Bergkamp @DB_Official_10]

My thoughts are with my friend @papilokanu during his recovery.
#GetWellSoonKanu

[Osama Khalid أسامة خالد @osamakhalid18]

@RevengeOfKagawa @evilkagawa shinji shinjI SHINJI.. ART OF PLAY A MAKING

[David Hunt @DavidJHunt]

The filming we did today for behind #oufc scenes is running tomorrow eve, Weekend Warm-up with Tom White on @SkySpewsNews from 6-8pm enjoy

[yaya toure @YayaToure_]

"If I were white, I would have been England captain for over 10 years" Sol Campbell.

Think you mean "If I wasn't shite" Sol.

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

Whats Sol Campbell on about? Its like me sayin my wife wouldnt of left me if I was black with a 12" cock!
How would an extra inch of helped?

[headsvolleys @HeadsVolleysnat]

@rioferdy5 bet you're interested In pot 2 eh Rio! #euro2016draw

[Over Emotional Joe @UpsetJoeHart]

Oh god. My clubcard failed to scan in Tesco today. I think the barcode is damaged. If that's true, i can't see myself lasting the night