Shit Joke Account

Jokes and shit. But to be honest, it's mostly shit.

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

HORNY: Edin Dzeko missed training today because he said he felt "unwell". This pic shows where he REALLY was all day

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DARE TO TORRES #ShitKicker

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WHAT A FUCKING GAME. END TO END STUFF!!

Brechin 1 - 2 Rangers

Fucking love Scottish league 1

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

@HeadsVolleysnat

Just RT mate.
And before you say it, YES! If you occasionally tuck your willy in between your legs you should also RT

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

EL CLASSICO TONIGHT!!!!

RT for Messi
RT for Ronaldo
RT for Madrid
RT for Barca

FAVOURITE if you have pubes!

[World Cup Jokes @FootyBull]

Hundreds of Barcelona fans have spent the afternoon touring Man United. They told their travel agent that they wanted to visit some ruins.

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

Suarez

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This is a brilliant story. #EPIC #LEDGEND #RESPECT #HASHTAG

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

If Coutinho scores at any time today we will give one lucky person this shirt. To enter just RT & FOLLOW US

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Jovetic dive last night

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

Rooney has agreed a new deal at mufc worth £70m. Rumour has it that he turned down a lucrative offer from Lord Farquaad in favour of united

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

Manuel Pellegrini

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

Just Daniel Agger, eating his box meal

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Liverpool VS Arsenal summed up in one picture

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

Those people comparing Milner to Messi are ridiculous.

I mean, messi is good but he's not a patch on milner

[Over Emotional Joe @UpsetJoeHart]

Pellegrini just pulled Demichelis' pony tail and said "you ugly bitch". I wanted to help, but by the time i'd stopped crying Martin had gone

[yaya toure @YayaToure_]

#AskCarrick Did you think the film Sideways was based on your football career?

[Over Emotional Joe @UpsetJoeHart]

I bought Samir pyjamas as a get well soon present. He hates them! I'm devastated, this will be on my mind all week.

[Shit Joke Account @StarSpoofs]

MAN UNITED LOGIC

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MUFC STRIKE FORCE vs STOKE