Liza Pryor

just a roly poly little bat-faced girl

[Liza Pryor @notminnelli]

with all due respect i fear none of you are qualified to give advice of any kind

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[Liza Pryor @notminnelli]

because if you eat the cake you don’t HAVE IT ANYMORE

[charlie ☆ @asterhound]

this idiom confuses me so much wdym i cant have my cake and eat it too? yes i can?? its literally my cake??

[alien @alienincrisis]

i am almost a person but not in a useful way

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love to be slutty for 3 days and then weird for 2 days and then grumpy for 1.5 days. then im annoying for 4 days and tired for 7

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

My shoulder angel and devil frenching as I get choice paralysis in the soap aisle

[Liza Pryor @notminnelli]

do you Twitter people have some sort of pathological fear of context

[cav empty @cavempty_]

please do not april fools me i am already kind of stupid

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Sorry for not responding Everything has been making me die recently

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If I'm not posting a lot, its because im either doing very well mentally or I'm the most depressed I've ever been. If I am posting a lot it's because my mind is in the Hell Yeah Zone

[lyn @mwutilate]

do u think my dark circles and rapidly deteriorating health make me look cute

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

What emotion do you feel the most. I definitely feel Scared the most

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Buffalo police tasered and arrested a blind Burmese refugee who was using a curtain rod as a walking cane because he couldn’t understand their commands. Then, Border Patrol dropped him off alone at a Tim Hortons at night, 5 miles away from his home, and he was just found dead.

[🦢 @meishato]

just a reminder a 5 year old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than anyone in the epstein files. absolutely disgusting and appalling

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

ending my suicide note with lol so people don’t think im mad

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i wish there was some mold in my apartment that i could blame for me being insane

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

me mid panic attack convincing myself of some bullshit

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

Keith Porter’s murder wasn’t captured on camera, so it’s allowing ICE to sweep it under the rug, but we need to keep talking about him just as much as we talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. None of us are safe from this campaign of state violence.

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

there's is absolutely no fucking reason keith porter jr's GFM hasn't triple'd it's goal by now. but it hasn't even completed it yet.

his family and story are actively being pushed out of the news cycle while his killer faces absolutely no repercussions.

https://t.co/3Nj7uTtDiF

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Abolish ICE.