Melissa Mullins

I want to learn how to make EVERYTHING. Professor of English and author/illustrator of picture books.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Four Seasons vs. Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Getty @GettyMuseum]

We challenge you to recreate a work of art with objects (and people) in your home.

🥇 Choose your favorite artwork
🥈 Find three things lying around your house⠀
🥉 Recreate the artwork with those items

And share with us.

[David Litchfield @dc_litchfield]

#GIVEAWAY TIME! To enter just Retweet this post for a chance to #win my brand new sci-fi picture book ‘Lights On Cotton Rock’ ...#Competition ends tues 27th Aug. Winner picked by the random Tweetdraw thingy!! Open to anyone anywhere in the world. Good luck gang 👽🛸💫

[Dan Santat @dsantat]

Me trying to draw hands

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

Wow. ❤️

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Bravo to Jon Stewart and the 9/11 first responders. Watch this and share.

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 Noted.

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@dsantat That eel is AMAZING

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 Hahahahahhaha! Perfect. I love this. I had an epic battle with a GIANT cock-a-roach during the finale of Game of Thrones the other night wherein IT FLEW and landed once on my shirt and once on my leg and I almost lost my shit.

[Jelly Wheeler @JellyWheeler]

My power company just texted me to inform me that power has been restored to my house, although it hasn't. I'm being gaslit by my electric company.

[Nathalie Emmanuel @missnemmanuel]

“Dracarys”

[Jacqueline Woodson @JackieWoodson]

Yeah. Some days I just need to watch Beyoncé's brilliance and thank the universe for putting me on earth at this moment in time.

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 Yes. It’s clearly ALL YOUR FAULT 😂

[🌷Soviet Postcards🌷 @SovietPostcards]

United States as seen by Soviet artist Orest Vereisky (1960s)

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 I can’t believe you didn’t tag me in this. I’m hurt.

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 Super good

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 HAHAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

“When will pirates go extinct?” —Liam, my concerned 6 year-old

[Melissa Mullins @notmmullins]

@laurabrown664 Ciaran (watching Blue Planet): “RUN AWAY CRAB!!!” pause “Ohmygodthat crab just got aten all the way.”