Daniel Trollstenhoff

I work at Trolljang,
I Like to break games

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Minecraft Earth: the Windows Phone of AR games

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Can't force me to migrate my Mojang account to a Microsoft account
if I never migrated my Minecraft account to a Mojang account

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Aperture Science is coming to Minecraft next year with the new Cave Johnson Update

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Minecraft for Workgroups 1.11 is coming soon to Xbox One, Windows 10, iOS, Android, Nintendo Switch, and IBM Compatible PCs with a 80386 CPU and 2MB of RAM running MS-DOS 3.1.

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After 5 years, Minecraft PE is leaving alpha and immediately entering full release, because beta releases are for stupid Java developers.

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Minecraft PE is now available on Windows Phone, Wii U, and iOS, as well as for devices that are not obsolete, slow, and outdated

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I can't believe Sadly Nutella took @jocopa3's advice and copied Steve Jobs's signature style of woolen turtlenecks.

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Now that Minecraft Wii U is coming, the 2 most popular Wii U games will be:
-a non-violent game featuring squids that drop ink
-and Splatoon

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Actual in-game screenshot for Minecraft PE 0.14:

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Minecraft confirms: Lapis is dyeing

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@HrbtzXk @zhuowei Totally not some mod we installed, we swear

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Currently Minecraft PE runs on the S6, the 6S, the 650, and the S6 Edge, but will not run multiplayer on 2G EDGE

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The Apple TV: https://t.co/9F4Y6UIuHK

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Minecraft PE is coming to the Apple TV!

No, not that Apple TV announced today, this TV made by Apple:

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What did the Minecraft player say to the annoying Redstone Torch?
"Can you NOT?"
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Get it? https://t.co/4Q7DTSCu9n

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0.11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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The new Minecraft PE will have paid skin packs, designed by prominent fashion brands such as @Novell Netwear.

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In summary, I'm still alive, and we're still on track to hold Minecon in the Castle of Arggrrgghththtgghgqgaghghgagagagagagheg

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For those of you without a doctorate in Literature: no,"Death of the Developer" doesn't mean what you think it means. http://t.co/jYbfAkqCfh

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Oh, I see you've got some exams next week, so here's a new beta of Minecraft PE to help you "study". And by "study", I mean "slacking off".