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[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

Deeply filled with shame that at a point in my life I enjoyed listening to the band Cake

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

aww, is this Tim Walz petting a cat?
that does it--100% for Walz.

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

In Brooklyn the audience laughed at this scene because we’re too hip to genuinely enjoy anything in this wild and precious life

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

Forrest Gump when any inconvenience happens

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

I entered the Las Culturistas Culture Awards Lottery for $10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/8wU21FNPck !!!!!

[han @bitethehan]

beautiful women with fuckass bobs behaving in conniving ways to ignite some long-dead fire in their husband and marriage, set to trent reznor & atticus ross scores

[bethany @thenightbethore]

he looks like winnie the pooh (complimentary)

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@ChristinaTosi & @wguidara show how to make custom @milkbarstore Snap cookies! #FallonTonight

[Casey Mink @Casey_Mink]

2024 Golden Globe winners

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

“If I don’t win I’m leaving.” - Jennifer Lawrence at the #GoldenGlobes

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

@salzano Expert dessert strategy

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

Life is beautiful

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

“David Byrne Suit” just slayed at the fort greene dog costume contest in Brooklyn

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

I’ve thought about it a lot and I think my favorite thing in life is a nice pouch. Nothing beats it. Truly blessed.

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

@gagesalzano Cookie Monster

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

Nonpremium Spotify is so savage, I would rather sit in silence.

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

Living for the comments on this post

[NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP]

#NYCASP rules will be in effect tomorrow, Monday, September 11.

[wengel @wengelll]

the way all 3 of them have their own christopher nolan movie ….

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

You’re telling me FORREST only really has one R? Gtfo.

[shannon (monson) salzano @notmonsoon]

@laylaschlack I’ll fight this battle with you

[trash jones @jzux]

hey i’m setting a boundary. you need to set yourself on fire