murray::

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

i hate it here

[murray:: @notmureithi]

how tf is the club packed at 5 fuckin AM

[murray:: @notmureithi]

don't step out. you'll know what you're missing.

[murray:: @notmureithi]

i'm fucking crazy (i'm having sex with a crazy woman)

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

if you ever have a really good idea and think “holy shit i’m going to be a billionaire, let me just research any competition…” congratulations you’re about to find out about an extremely successful company you’ve never heard of

[murray:: @notmureithi]

when they cancel weekend plans

[murray:: @notmureithi]

*shot

[murray:: @notmureithi]

i'm not eating so I can get drunk off one short

[murray:: @notmureithi]

am i one of them?

[murray:: @notmureithi]

skill issue. i should change theirs

[murray:: @notmureithi]

every few months i meet someone who changes my life

[murray:: @notmureithi]

drunk enough to try some embarrassing shit

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Those Sixers tickets won’t even have prices next to it, just names of human organs.

[murray:: @notmureithi]

@yuri62590229 @Gatorburna @igaveitalligot @ShamsCharania can't polish a turd

[murray:: @notmureithi]

@igaveitalligot @Gatorburna @ShamsCharania don't. bron can't another with baby deer knees.

[motif of harmful sensation @Ink_the_artist_]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[Richard Nadler @RichardNadler1]

GM!

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bachelors after cleaning their room huwa wanajipromise haitawai fika hio situation tena, wiki ikiisha wanaanza kutafuta mahali kitanda iko

[さらさら @sarasara_aiart]

長押しで変化？ 𓂃𓈒໒꒱ 𓏸*˚

[H!TLER™🌸🏆 @mlipu_zii]

Hapo kwa chobo ua najua your homies were feasting haha