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rat, bastard, 29

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@nadjaplanet cum on my sleeve

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oatmeal is all I have left

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we got joebox at the 52nd st station

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old delicate and clogs easily :/

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apparently addicted to medical trials that dont let me smoke weed

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

The world famous “Girl Who Is Going To Be Okay” has died.

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

DOES ANYONE THINK THEY COULD HANDLE ME?

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I’m gonna have so many springs

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i dont actually need friends bc I’m deconstructing a futon mattress

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begging for a soothing bedtime reading of the silmarillion

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guy getting struck by lightning and bit by a dog at the same time

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please can i have part time labor job please philadelphia part time delivery driver please $20/hr save me part time delivery labor job

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Help is the apology text my mom sent me AI generated

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sexy af + aura

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me: baby look the sky is pink
nadja playing pokemon: I’m in a damn volcano

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idk I’m thinkin about it

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I’m stuck in a sticky wicked web

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things my coworkers say: “yeah i know tim curry best from home alone 2”

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27 birthday bites :( @nadjaplanet