Bad Luck Benton

I’m just here to embarrass myself.

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Is there a sous chef support group somewhere for fellas when they start to really feel they are gonna stick a chef with a sharp object?

Asking for a friend

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Who the fuck does jalen rose think he is fooling with these wooly Willy ass or plugs 😂😂😂

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Saw the @TheNudeParty play some good ole country hippie rock last Tuesday.
@LarryJuneTFM organically spit bars on Monday.
Then saw Cobra Man fuck my face with LA power Disco in Atlanta last night.
I might not have much things to show for my life entering 31 but I have some fun

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The Superman pig fell down off 75.

Someone needs to go fix that

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Tomorrow is gonna be neat-o gang

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When you got A.S.A (a school day prison sentence) at winton woods coach walker would play bluegrass music as punishment and everyone would get pissed and look over at me so I would pretend to hate it.

But the cats out of the bag on that one I loved that shit

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Can I have a bean water with nut milk on the rocks please.

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If as a white person you feel the NEED to label yourself as an “ally” you aren’t doing it right.

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Some dude just walked off his porch to the sidewalk to ask “aye man I got a blue inside goin wild you wanna breed dogs?”

1) Suzy is a lady it’s gonna take a little more than that.
2) Fuckin weird my dude lol

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It blows my mind people don’t just naturally like bluegrass

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@AlexIactaEstDuo I cried 4 separate times.
I have been a marvel hater for like 66.6% of everything they have put out since Disney put their grubby little 4 fingered gloves on it…. But that movie was fucking great for me

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@JordyJackets69 I was half past hurricane when you picked me up, but I got you next match day 😂

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Another night down where I didn’t call my ex 💪

Don’t worry today is a new day

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Slappers only

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At least @ChelseaFC will get a good pick in the draft next year #GoBlues

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They seemed to forget to tell me this dog was broken when I bought it

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Hockey has got to be the most unhinged shit man ever came up with

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@clemeezy48 Hills at ya boi please

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Absolutely blows my mind The Marathon Continues is 12 years old