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i love my wife @RakdosRebel

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awoof woof bark bark arf

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@Weaglelol watch out i’m comin for u

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so happy i have my duo back :3

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i create stories about us in my head and then come crashing down when i realize how delusional i am. reading between lines that don’t exist

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@evilninaphobic she went to a thai restaurant 5 days ago and had sonic last week. her mom has been sick for a week. literally just a spoiled overweight brat whining about food. i’d smack the shit outta my kid if i got a message like this

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@vyrakkus ay ay captain

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@weebfund drew always leaves me on read :(

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@RakdosRebel i clearly wrote US

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us

[hamster @Hamsterie]

Two peas in a pod... So cute I might cry

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today is just a normal day but ten years from now it could be our kids birthday, or our anniversary.

[rawry 🌈💛 @sunepaw]

you're my love bug! 🪲🩷🐛

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@GOONSTAR69420 yeah sure

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i know ur not mia bro. i know ur reading this. why are u being so fucking weird.

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@RakdosRebel @GOONSTAR69420

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body