neptune

probably moongazing ✧ ₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

[neptune @notneptunes]

literally who asked for this no one wants a half time show

[neptune @notneptunes]

me: the final should finish before i have to leave for work
fifa: actually we’re gonna have a whole performance at half time

[neptune @notneptunes]

muppets at the wc final?????

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

There’s a reason Americans call football Saka

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bukayo Saka. Our hat-trick hero.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[neptune @notneptunes]

the power of arsenalball is too strong

[neptune @notneptunes]

SAKAAAAAAAA

[neptune @notneptunes]

saka going for the golden boot that’s my boy

[neptune @notneptunes]

what do you mean rice and saka are playing they should be resting 😭

[ddco @lunchtimedog]

mind you THIS is how i know troye sivan

[neptune @notneptunes]

@laurennkara oh. noooo

[jules ᰔᩚ @incelibacy]

AI could never replicate this level of CUNTTT

[ani ♡(◡‿◡) @anitasaltiel]

"o trocadilho simplesmente não se traduz bem para o diálogo moderno"

o trocadilho funcionou muito bem num LIVRO INFANTIL sobre semideuses num acampamento, meu senhor. se esforce um pouco mais!!!

[🦢 @gardeniavibe]

Crescent moon over Poseidon temple, captured by Elias Chasiotis

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Abier @abierkhatib]

100% YES