Anti-war Alex Bates🕊

An eclectic assortment of esoteric commentaries, OC sh*tposts, and inane blithering

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@PaulMSherman If you deform the box so that its shape becomes perfectly spherical, you almost double the volume for the same amount of surface area, thus making it entirely possible to get over the 70 lb limit.

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@NFL @NFLPlus Those didn't look like tears of joy...

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@NFL @NFLPlus Those didn't look like tears of joy...

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

Is free wifi on buses not considered standard in every US state? Or do I just live a charmed life?

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

Cowboys vs. Philly in the NFL opener? Jeeeezus, I want both teams to lose!

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@chacaranda They have an opportunity for a great joke here...

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

Corporations have no morals unless it affects their bottom line.

If there was a button that could be pressed to make money at the expense of actively causing human suffering, then a corporation would pay someone $7.25/hr to sit there and press it all day.

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@cleanupperslim @DudespostingWs

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@unusual_whales This is true, but it depends on how you interpret "investing".

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@classicspilled Date to get experience. If it turns into marriage, great. But you should be learning more about yourself and what you like, rather than rushing to lock something down for good.

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@unusual_whales Hell yeah

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@sppdmn You're telling me no one thought to bolt or glue it down??

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@SDAFS56788141 @Austen I think a lot about the fact that bitcoin is by nature deflationary due to this practicality

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think hotels actually want you to sleep well

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

We need a slur to describe people who feel like they're entitled to drive faster than the rest of traffic

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@ericlucero The power to tax involves the power to destroy

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@paulg Buy $AAPL and $NVDA

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

Removing query params before sharing a link is a basic sign of respect

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@sunnyright This, louder.

[⟨ pedro | ☢️ | sanchez ⟩ @kimerita]

Tariffs formula: Let's add two more random Greek letters, that cancel each other out, just to make it more scientific and gain credibility. (4*1/4)

[Anti-war Alex Bates🕊 @notnotAlexBates]

@heart_ Table + cat - turtle = 170cm
Table + turtle - cat = 130cm

Set X = cat - turtle. Then:

Table + X = 170cm
Table - X = 130cm

Solve for X in both and set them equal. This leads to 2 * Table = 300cm, or Table = 150cm.