Not Financial Advice

memer, trader. these tweets are opinions only, not recommendations to buy anything, read the username

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@ashton_coll Real

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My wife when I’m 45 minutes deep into explaining how the death of a gorilla led to us not being able to afford a home

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I asked a developer what it would cost to build this today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

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Adam Neumann coming back to buy WeWork after getting fired and cashing out $1.5 billion in 2019

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When AI chatbots get lazy

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POV: you’re about to get laid off from a tech company in 2024

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New housing hack dropped

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When your company forces you to put in 40hrs+ a week of teams calls and excel on the new Apple Vision Pro headset

[The Verge @verge]

Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch https://t.co/llndbhd1BA

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POV: you’re about to be invited to a real estate investing “seminar” being hosted at a rented yacht in Miami

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“He’s not unemployed, he’s a CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTOR!”

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“Capitalism breeds innovation”

The innovation:

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How she looks at me when I tell her about all of the shareholder value I generate at my job

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When you realize that it’s cheaper to rent a hotel than an apartment in New York

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Boomers after selling their $69k home for $1M

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Pastor SBF, is that you?

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They just took out $103,000 from the Stanley cup resale market

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: A 23-year-old woman was arrested by police after she allegedly stole 65 Stanley cups worth $2,500 from a California retail store.

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And just like that Cramer saves crypto

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Unlikely that Bitcoin finds its footing

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The greatest arb opportunity of our lifetime just dropped

[KTLA @KTLA]

Applebee's is offering a weekly Date Night Pass for $200 that includes up to $30 in food per week for a year.
https://t.co/Yf8Ye5HwmU

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Guys will have a set up like this just to lose money on crypto

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@gldfit11 I ask myself the same thing lol

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Airbnb hosts after charging a $300 cleaning fee and having the guest do 90% of the cleaning