Gretchen

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[Gretchen @notnotgretchen]

@mint_yerb

[Michael @TheMG3D]

There goes A24

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people getting ai psychosis is funny you literally got loser disease

[Naomi Barton @therealnaomib]

immediate classic. i suspect this is what it was like for people to read the greats in their time. the one thing about everything becoming slop is that something this gorgeously true, elegant, considered hits you in the face like the fist of god

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

this is the funniest image ever crafted by human hands btw

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

If you are hyper aware of social cues, you probably don't have the "constantly misses social cues disorder" you probably have something else

[Matt Blackwell @matt_blackwell]

In a few years, I think we will look back and realize that learning is like physical fitness in its simplicity and resistance to technology: in order to improve, you need to consistently do hard things without shortcuts.

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Notice how Joel's response to rising food prices is to give personal financial advice? This is because conservatives are are incapable of conceptualizing a society, they can only conceive problems on a personal level.

[dobby @justdobber]

The average American citizen cannot differentiate how drastically different the numbers 1 Million and 1 Billion actually are

[e. n. @elinachos]

Me at 16 phone banking for the Bernie Sanders for president campaign while everyone else was getting groomed

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Handwriting-mogging on the workplace birthday card so the public school peons know not to fuck with me. I came out the womb with a fucking pen license. The nurse said that’s the most cursive baby Ive ever seen

[amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ @sister_ames]

have had this on repeat in my head for the past hour

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

[Marc Porter Magee 🎓 @marcportermagee]

This makes intuitive sense to a lot of people. But whenever we put it to a rigorous test, it turns out to be wrong. Most kids learn more when they read paper books, not listen to them or read on a screen. Most kids need the connection that comes from a real teacher in real life.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters

Leftists: we’re swing voters, we’ll swing your way if you run someone we like

Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

The Onion did the reporting that most journalists are afraid to do.