Jash Vatsaraj

Kobbie Mainoo fan account.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Big news: UEFA to declare loss of confidence in Gianni Infantino as FIFA president.
Statement expected imminently

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

4Lions is actually one of the greatest comedies of all time. It’s so idiosyncratically British so I’m not sure to what extent someone outside of the UK could rate it but it’s so so good

[Maria @Maria_ktwts]

You've to be really naive to think the injustice started with neet paper leak and not with 2002 riots, farm laws, CAA-NRC, Babri masjid, bulldozer justice, gyanvapi mosque, article 370, EVM manipulation and so much more. If your conscience is only awakening now, you were most

[Jamie 🔰 @SirJamieH]

Worrying all this news about Man United fans getting their season tickets taken off them for absolutely nothing. Top geninue lads who do domestic home & away games & european aways who are innocent, yet the club dont give a fuck.

Dark times, clubs don't want proper fans they want tourists with their half & half scarves aka cash cows!

[Gitanjali J Angmo @GitanjaliAngmo]

I have lost faith in Safdarjung Government Hospital.
The hospital told us @Wangchuk66’s potassium had dropped to 2.9, describing it as alarming and life-threatening. Yet, in its public health bulletin, it conveniently omitted the actual number, referring only to "decreasing potassium levels." When after 10 hours and repeated requests, they allowed us to take samples of his blood at 10.30 pm, an independent laboratory test reported 3.5, well within the normal range.
Despite repeated requests, the hospital has refused to discharge him or allow us to shift him to a private hospital of our choice. With around 30 police personnel stationed on our floor and well over 100 across the hospital, our movement is severely restricted. It is not medical care. It is illegal detention.
If anything happens to Sonam, the hospital authorities and the government must bear full responsibility.
I have therefore moved the High Court and sought an urgent hearing today, praying for permission to shift Sonam before his health deteriorates further. No family should have to fight the system simply to choose where their loved one receives medical care.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This is probably the funniest tweet of the whole transfer window

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[May @Mayhamiii_]

12 years old bald boy fights back against illiteracy rates

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Jash Vatsaraj @notnotjash]

The Inaugural Swim.

[NYC Photographer @NYCkopp]

💦 Mayor Mamdani kicked off NYC’s outdoor pool season today by jumping into the Thomas Jefferson Pool in East Harlem!

This year marks the 90th anniversary of New York City’s iconic WPA-era outdoor pools. Summer is officially here! ☀️🏊‍♂️🌊

[Jash Vatsaraj @notnotjash]

When UP has a nation loving CM, maybe things will change 🫪

[NDTV India @ndtvindia]

लखनऊ के अलीगंज में कोचिंग सेंटर में लगी भीषण आग, अब तक 15 शव न‍िकाले गए.

#Lucknow । #fire

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

my honest reaction to the episode

[Rooneyesque @Rooney84904575]

The beginning of the downfall of ferrari began with Fernando's inputs to the car. It took 14 years since for Lewis to reverse it.

He went to Aston Martin who was a midfield team and made them an f2 team.

Bro is the "uno reverse" for teams looking for development.

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

Look at the public statement released by Rubio. This is what this lot - Modi, Doval and Jaishankar- have reduced India to. Unable to protect Indian lives, and being threatened when one of them tries to mildly object about it. Modi’s silence, of course, is the most galling.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[Prapthi @prapthi_m]

My unwavering sycophancy is conviction. Your dissent is conspiracy.

[ଶୁଭ୍ରାଂଶୁ Subhransu K. Panda @skpaanda]

Why r u complaining

[Jash Vatsaraj @notnotjash]

But how many are from set pieces? 😭

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes was WAY out in front when it came to creating chances for his team-mates this season! 😲

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

GOODBYE JOSEP GUARDIOLA YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MY SCOTTISH GRANDPA. GET FUCKEEEDDDDDDDDD

[kuldeep @ku1deep]

because the Pav is culture encoded as bread. The pav was how the East anglos adapted the Goan Poi which was in itself a Portuguese aided adaptation of the yeast leavened bread of Europe. The Konkan birthed the pav and its people build the great cities of the western coast. The Pav is how this mumbai integrates you into its fold.

Ashok Vaidya invented the Vada pav in the street outside Dadar station. The homely Maharashtrian batata vada met chutney and the “Christian” pav and the multitudes of mill workers had a meal on the move. This city wipes your past and eating food on the street touched by people of unknown caste provenance was also an important rite of passage. Bombay (Mumbai to those who built her on their backs) did not care where you came from only that your shift starts in 5 mins and you don’t have time for a sit down meal.

The genius of Ashoka Vaidya was to use the pav to wrap the oily vada. So that his customers could eat without needing to wash their hands. That same logic transfers to samosa and pakoras. It makes sense in mumbai because this city is motion. This city runs on a clock.

I could go on but let me stop. The pav is the symbol of this city. It marks it has different. Of all the great cities in this country this was one built for commerce, by people who did not have time.