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@Morbidful That’s the thing about parachuting, the one time it goes wrong is the last time you’ve done it.

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@Sandiegohumor Can’t we make Sacramento San Diego instead?

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@GavinNewsom

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@SpeakerPelosi

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@Polymarket He’ll be a great president after Rubio’s two terms

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@GrahamStephan Can we support higher taxes on boomers? 😂😂

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@NancyMace 😂😂😂

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@libsoftiktok Are you for real?

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@JackPosobiec So interesting how they are referring to the juror as a Haitian immigrant when only American citizens can be jurors. Even if he immigrated, he’s now a US citizen. And thank God for his common sense in this case.

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@Polymarket Me too!!!

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@spencerpratt Wasn’t there a republican congressman not that long ago that was expelled because he lied about stories like this?

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@alyssamariiee11 They do

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@UmairAnsaari @LeadingReport Oh, no… Don’t threaten me with a good time

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@RobinhoodApp AM I TOO LATE?

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@KatieDaviscourt Not sure criminals would be looking for work at Home Depot parking lots.

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

REPOST if you're PROUD to be an American! 🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@USMNT LETS GOOOO

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250 years of a country worth cheering for 🇺🇸

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

The birth years of Continental Congress members if the United States Declaration of Independence had been signed in 2026.