Lau❣️

Pronounced “low” | Pronouns: Hershey | she/her

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

call her lyndon the way she b. on my johnson

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[Serval 🦇🩸🎃 @kittenfacerb]

omg i hear him debating down the chimney guys!

[Alex @aIexsoto1]

It's kind of impressive how unattractive and unfunny every resident of Dallas Texas actually is

[The bugmuncher @bugmunch3r]

His eyes are a beautiful Coke Zero brown

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[mary @themorgulblade]

When someone mentions they use ChatGPT I start hearing circus music and immediately check out of the conversation

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

How do you say, "It's nice that you got me a gift, but when you asked me what I wanted and I told you it was because I wanted THAT thing and not this random alternative version you decided you liked better." without sounding ungrateful?

[Lau❣️ @notnotlaur]

I’m scared to speak on this… but if I say Kayda is who y’all thought Melanie was

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams arriving to Studio 6B in NYC (via artfcllv)

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Dedicate it to black and queer voices

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[beccie 💫 @nothowyouhoped]

Discovering I enjoy watching sports was potentially the worst thing to ever happen to me

[doll bun🏳️‍⚧️ @The_Bunny_Doll]

Got into trouble at Madame Tussauds cus i was taking pics of all the wax models with my weed vape in their mouths lol

[William Jennings Bryan @TheBoyOr8or]

the thing i love about lbj and harry truman is that they weren't actually woke, they just fucking hated republicans so much