notnotneedle

i have a needle dick

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@Jerrythekid21 What did you do now Jerry.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

Kalshi x Jose Alvarado Finals Ticket Giveaway 🚨

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Winners announced June 5th. Good Luck!

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@Apple good friend of mine had an idea.

Instead of Siri announcing texts when a person texts you, what if you can program it so Siri announces the text in the voice of the person who sent it?

#iPhone #apple #siri

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

How do we get @CJC9BOSS back in the league? Hes too good not to be playing in the NBA

#nba #jaecrowder #threeAndD #threepointer #threepointspecialist

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

Watching NBA Lottery myself rn and there was a Claritin commercial. The actor sneezed and my dumbass said “bless you” out loud in a room alone. Tf am I doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

RIP to John Sterling

Absolute Yankee legend and an even better person. Wouldn’t have the same Yankee fandom and Yankee pride without him. Sending thoughts and prayers to his family

@Yankees —> let’s get John up to Monument Park !!!!!!

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

Allergies have been killing me and I’ve been sneezing a lot. While sneezing, I had a pretty ridiculous thought.

If you’re an amputee with no arms, what do you do when you sneeze? Do you just let it fly and people won’t get mad because you have no arms? Curious

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@BigBlackBeans24 Love it. Could also look into IRL competitions at a neutral site. Lot of community engaging possibilities.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Victor Wembanyama in win vs. Celtics:

39 PTS
11 REB
2 BLK
11-20 FG
8-15 3PT

2-0 vs. Boston this season.

Spurs have won 16 of their last 17 games.

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

Shakeshack in the Dallas Airport is awful. Worst fries ever. Under cooked.

Burger was chewier than bubblegum. Probably fake meat is what it leads me to believe. Disgusting and pissed @shakeshack

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@BookitWithTrent You’re ass

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@don_cena2012 Such pain

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

The Captain is officially here 🫡

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

Broccoli and Cheese very underrated combo

Needs to get more love

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

🤣🤣🤣

[NickDunlapIsAss @NickDunlapIsAss]

Nick Dunlap eats the bun before the hot dog

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@AdamSchefter Mike Minter and you went to Michigan schefty? Get that morning coffee in STAT

[Josh Bryant @joshstrength]

@unusual_whales At least the IRS is efficient at something.
They can audit a 19 year old in rural Oklahoma mowing lawns and getting paid on Venmo.
Gotta start somewhere.
Can’t let Big Grass get away with it.

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

@BookitWithTrent Donate $50,000 to the American Cancer Society

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

MIGA

#iran #iwalked #icrawled #btc #eth #war #violence #pelosi #nflplayoffs #zohran #zohransNYC #subwayfare #increase #letsdecreasesubwayfare

[notnotneedle @notnotneedle]

If Jae Crowder has a million fans, I’m one of those fans

If Jae Crowder has 1,000 fans, I’m one of those fans

If Jae Crowder has 10 fans, I’m one of those fans

If Jae Crowder has no fans, I have died