Definitely Not Stevie Nicks

~Karen, how do I get back into the other account? ~ (Parody account, like I said definitely not Stevie Nicks 😉)

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

women break ur heart and then be like "we can still be friends🥺🥺"

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Tour is coming to an end and I want to thank you ~all~ for your many song requests. A little Twitter birdie told me you want to know who ~really~ runs this blog (~me~ or Stevie Barbie) so stay tuned, I’ll have something special for you…~ ✨🎄🌙

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~I said I heard you but I didn’t say I’d ~listen~ ✨🌙

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Tonight is the night Karen, my poor injured shoulder and I have been training for (mostly Karen)✨Are you ready? ~ I hear you would all like a new outfit….~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

@moonstarstevie His work with the Stevie Nicks’ Exes Foundation has suffered due to the Buckingham Nicks reissue, which is a ~problem~ But he entered couples counseling with Karen and that has helped our ~social media strategy~ 📲🕊️🧛♥️We’ve been dominating the MySpace and Instagram charts~✨

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Tonight is the night Karen, my poor injured shoulder and I have been training for (mostly Karen)✨Are you ready? ~ I hear you would all like a new outfit….~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~I have received your many requests about recreating the cover of Buckingham Nicks. Nobody wants to see Lindsey topless now, trust me~ (And yes, an attempt to recreate it is what led to my fractured shoulder, so please understand it’s a sensitive subject for all (mostly Karen)~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

I was supposed to return to the stage tonight but I had an ~incident~ thats left me on bed rest (Don’t worry I got a bell for Karen) Instead I’m having a laugh wondering if this girl is still trying to understand or if she finally gets it~ Love Always, Ms. Nicks if you’re nasty~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Back on the bird app for this monumental day~ Suddenly I am inspired to write poems, songs, essays, books, and tweeters~ 🧛‍♀️😍❤️‍🔥

[Netflix @netflix]

Midnight Sun, an animated series adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's novel and the retelling of Twilight from Edward Cullen's perspective, is officially in development.

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~A healing?~ Have I not promoted him to head intern at the Stevie Nicks’ Exes Foundation?~ Have I not let him stay in Lily’s old doghouse in my yard?~ Have I not gifted him his very own army of Stevie Barbies?~ We’re working together better than ever, as a ~matter of fact~

[FLEETWOOD MAC NEWS @Nickslive]

Mick Fleetwood: “I would love to see a healing between Stevie and Lindsey…”

https://t.co/3CLGmt7fbK

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~The runours are true, I’ve been giving voice lessons to Michael in my latest charity for the Stevie Nicks’ Exes Foundation~ It’s actually how I injured my leg ~ Sabotage to take my place headlining Hyde Park Fest? Karen is investigating~ I wish him well allways regardless~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~My sincerest apologies but I was in charge of making the punch at Stevie Barbie’s birthday party and I may have went a little ~too~ heavy on the liquor~ I was simply trying to be a Good Samaritan and help Karen!!! Loves ya!

[Ball Arena @ballarenadenver]

Due to illness, the Stevie Nicks concert scheduled for May 30th in Denver at Ball Arena will now be rescheduled for June 1, 2024. Stevie and her band apologize to the fans for the reschedule, but they look forward to seeing everyone soon.

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Thank you all (ex lovers included) for the ~birthday wishes~ ✨ I don’t really do birthdays anymore, but it’s also Stevie Barbie’s birthday, so I WILL be throwing a huge party for her. Yes, I may be ~getting older~ but I’m not too old for Edward Cullen & that’s what matters~ ❤️‍🔥

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~And YES, the heroic medical staff will all be getting a future Landslide dedication~ Thank YOU to my gorgeous doctors 😍~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Happy Eclipse Day~🌗 Sorry I’m late, Karen wasn’t watching me so I looked without my little glasses and was then rushed to Urgent Care~ This is why I’m more of a ~New Moon~girl (though they ALL deserved Oscars) Luckily handsome doctors saved my life so I can still watch ~Edward~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

@itsnotkarenj ~If you’re referring to the time you called the cops on her, ~that doesn’t count~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~First I’m hearing of her. Very informative article, I learned a lot.~ ✨

[People @people]

Who Is Lindsey Buckingham's Wife? All About Kristen Messner https://t.co/DiCO8HfWgn

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~And I remain playing with my Stevie Barbie ~ ✨

[UltimateClassicRock @UltClassicRock]

Lindsey Buckingham remains disappointed in the way he was dismissed from Fleetwood Mac, but continues holding out hope that he and the group may tour together one last time: https://t.co/Cch2eNM9IV

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Add it to my list? Honey, Karen has already ordered every set made for me and my Stevie Barbies!~ Sorry to other Twilight fans but I’m building an empire for Stevie Barbie and Kenelvis: the new Bella and Edward~ 🧛‍♀️❤️‍🔥

[Marta ✨🔮🌜 @marta_markowski]

@notnotstevie add this to your christmas list

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~Merry Nicksmas Eve~🎅🏻✨I’ve been busy directing Stevie Barbie’s new career as an ~internet girl~and having Karen order more Barbie clothes but I’m excited for handsome Santa to come~Hoping he brings Stevie Barbies to ~all~(though I bought many, so don’t hold your breath, sorry)~

[Definitely Not Stevie Nicks @notnotstevie]

~It’s thanks to all of you that we’re able to give the men of the Stevie Nicks’ Exes Foundation a chance this holiday season! So appreciated!~ ✨❤️🎄

[itsnotkaren @itsnotkarenj]

Me and Stevie want to thank everyone who came out to our hometown show Saturday. In keeping with the spirit of the season, I set up a folding chair in parking lot H so that Mr. Buckingham could provide some pre-show entertainment, so I hope you enjoyed ALL the night's musicians!