Sarah Bradfield

triSARAHtops was taken

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Walter Peck in Ghostbusters. Four smarmy, hostile proto-hipsters are trapping lost spirits in a cramped, nuclear Phantom Zone and when he asks environmentally conscious questions they make fun of his dick. https://t.co/KP4xathwc6

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

Got a wonderful new kitty last week and already jonesing for more. Cats are addictive!! #catsandkittens #crazycatlady

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@harikondabolu I think the Bible response is often a go-to "favorite" for people who haven't read many books but at least know that title

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

We're popping popcorn stove top for 1st time & watching the kernels pop is the coolest thing ever. How have I never done this before?

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@Geoffrioinns Too soon though

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@Geoffrioinns Not far enough!

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

When all else fails, just bang whatever 2 objects you're holding together--- my 1 year old's life philosophy. Maybe my new life philosophy

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

I get abt 1/2 way thru construction on amazing block towers b4 1 of my kids knocks them over. I may need to get out some toys after bedtime

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

I love Aldi's. Love love love love love

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@RoseMarie4Real Thank goodness you did. Such a great show!!

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

Wish food bloggers knew that people just want the RECIPE. All the paragraphs abt ur life/ day, pithy quips & redundant descriptions r unnecc

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

I can't get the 1 yo to eat anything but peanut butter. On a related note, everything n my house is covered w a thin layer of peanut butter

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@spadeykatie Here, here! I started this earlier today. I'm going to just leave it as is. 😜😭

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

If people who follow the paleo diet also followed a paleo hygiene regiment... well, that probably wouldn't be as good. #paleo

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

We're remedying the situation asap. Also, if it gets crazy.... baby wipes !

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

Crap. I bought paper towels instead of toilet paper. 😭

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

@Geoffrioinns For ME! Meeeeeeee me me me

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

Tonight's goal: Bed by 8. Fingers crossed, people.

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

I guess I'm an old mom? I wasn't an old mom in East Nashville but I seem to be one in Cottontown.

[Sarah Bradfield @notoSARAHtops]

Lost the lottery just now. (2 scratch offs). Dang. I was really counting on that.