damn this is so sad
- node.js is everywhere but it has objective flaws like poor security model compared to deno
- deno was cool but never really adopted
- bun quickly turned into an overengineered feature creep and became absolute slop after being acquired by Anthropic (it's the only runtime that frequently segfaults on different machines I have, running usual js slop)
me: let's do some reverse engineering
gpt-6-astra: i won't do that.
claude-opus-5-5: i'll do it but i'll have ethical dilemmas over it and maybe i should add some snitching?
glm-5.3: OK LETS DO SOME MITM FIRST