alex

apex redditor

[alex @notonaddy]

if i was kenzie id be so pissed they started calling me out when i landed on DYLAN

[alex @notonaddy]

there’s been a shift

[alex @notonaddy]

foreboding vibes at the test center

[alex @notonaddy]

@hugeasmammoth_ exactly

[alex @notonaddy]

coworkers love asking if ur gay

[alex @notonaddy]

oh boy

[alex @notonaddy]

guys don’t buy f**t pics like they used to thanks to trumps economy

[alex @notonaddy]

me when i tried to get a library card and the lady said i needed my parents for that (I was 20)

[alex @notonaddy]

“1.25 million”

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Violent Thug ChudTheBuilder’s bond has been set at $1.25 million after being charged with attempted murder. Be warned he’s still very much dangerous and potentially violent. He’s liable to Chimp out at any time.

[alex @notonaddy]

@Vino_tintoo @DiscussingFilm you don’t know anything about horror

[alex @notonaddy]

maybe the worst kind of customer to deal with

[kim @KimmyMonte]

a few years ago a cashier at TJ Maxx asked me if i needed to pick up any gifts for mother’s day bc they just got a bunch in so i said “no thanks, she’s dead” and she just stared at me for 30 seconds then asked if i wanted to save 10% by opening up a TJ Maxx rewards card

[alex @notonaddy]

“there has never been a president who has faced this many assassination attempts in their entire history” hm.

[alex @notonaddy]

obviously piers morgan is awful but wow his silence here is so perfect

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[alex @notonaddy]

unfortunately i think im always gonna be like 5% reddit atheist

[alex @notonaddy]

wtf is facebook marketplace

[alex @notonaddy]

bf reveal

[alex @notonaddy]

@hannahdoddfiles received