Matthew Wood

The Daily Song Challenge guy. New Daily Song Challenge coming soon...

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@jacksfilms Milk-dipped bagles??

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You can always count on McDonald's to have clean, functional bathrooms. Always a safe bet on a road trip with your kids.

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"Wherever you go, there you are"

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@beIuhv @SeaOfThieves Thanks for taking a break from your amazing love life to come tweet about it, though 👍

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🚩 The noise you're all making with the #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay tag has reached Community Emissary Grade Three volumes! Your shenanigans on the seas will now earn even more Seasonal Renown until 10am UTC May 15th, but you can keep tagging posts to raise the Grade even higher...

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So #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay has been live for two hours, and you've already eaten 60,209 bananas, drunk 15,007 grogs and pirates have fired themselves from a cannon 48,623 times. A good start!

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Get in the #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay spirit with a digital makeover, courtesy of these fine green-hued visual goods! From screenshot frames and social banners to wallpapers of various sizes, we've got all your screen-based desires handled - join in!

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@Here4Musk Topical

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Dear Twitter...

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@sourpatchlyds 3.99 in NJ. $72 to fill my minivan

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@ThatMumboJumbo Thank you! I wish more people would do conversions for us like this...

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@elybeatmaker Flatbread seafood sensation (which contains neither bread, nor seafood... but lots of, well, sensation?)

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#NewMusic
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@ScottAdamsSays The best part is that this is a really good shot of Scott lol

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@elybeatmaker Pretend you're asleep until you are.

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@JoeAMarr @michaelmalice So far they do not disappoint

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@milton_prescott @Corvaier @Shem_Infinite @Timcast 3) stand back and stand by was his inability to find the words "stand down" which is what the moderator had asked him to say, and which he clarified the next day by telling PBs to "stand down and let law enforcement do their job"

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@milton_prescott @Corvaier @Shem_Infinite @Timcast 2) injecting bleach was a misquote of him saying disinfecting inside the body, responding to a scientist who had just stepped away from the podium after describing their research on using uv light within the lungs to treat respiratory infections