Today at the gym this lady that looked like the predator from alien vs predator was punching the punching bag and she turns around and screams in my general direction and then lady predator took a picture of herself and I'm staring her down in the background
The valley is a guy driving a lifted truck pouring out his Mountain Dew dip spit container while wearing a sleeveless shirt oakleys and has a confederate flag tattoo on his arm
The reason I don't like going to the doctor is because every time I get on the elevator and try to get to the parking lot I somehow end up in the morgue
I know Jehovah witnesses don't believe in holidays but I really feel like they should believe in Halloween because they get to knock on every door for a few nights a year and basically everyone will answer them
God Shammgod was 20 years too early for the NBA. But Kyrie, Russ and Dame still use his move.
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