Peggy O'Brien

Stand-Up Comic, Brevity Enthusiast

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10 Flirty Fall DIY Haircuts that'll make you say, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

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After twitter dies, I'm probably just going to start writing in wet cement! I don't know how to post a link for that!

#GoodByeTwitter

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Great. Now when my tweets don't get likes, I can say, ope, looks like twitter must've just gone out of business.
#RIPTwitter

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I love that some people are tweeting teary goodbyes, and then other people are just tweeting like everything's normal.... "might fuck around and simply have a wonderful Christmastime". Don't know which is more hardcore. #RIPTwitter

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

The gift bags at Tiffany Trump’s wedding were crazy.

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@croninwhocares It's like if you entrusted the encryption of digital tokens to Rumours-era Fleetwood Mac.

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The only guy more shocked about Trump being subpoenaed today than me.

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Your Florida relatives are gonna be comparing temperatures all the way through climate change. "Oh it's in the 50s in New York? It's 172 here."

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So will Art of the Deal be reclassified as fiction or just straight up fantasy?

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@susiefelber Are we counting tv theme songs?

https://t.co/f0WrYtchbC

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Someone slid into my DMs. Now their lawyer is telling me they have a pretty strong slip and fall case.

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Still can't get over how great this is.

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

every woman in a 70s movie

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Pouring out some tea for the homegirl today (in the Boston Harbor).

#RIPQueen

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I don't even refer to this app as Twitter anymore. It's become the Bob Newhart death scare machine.

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Thinking about it?!? It's all I can think about. Can't eat. Can't sleep. I'm a goddamn wreck.

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When the vast and consequential history of this modern era gets written, I hope it includes how Dan Rather's tweets were 🔥 and how I was "here for all of them".

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Someday, Trump will be held accountable for his actions, and I'm not going to know what the hell to do with myself.

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Yeah but, credit where credit is due… blowing up the planet in a nuclear fireball *would* really own the libs.

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Ironically, the only thing left in Trump’s safe is the search warrant.