notoriousTOD

Ball so hard, I'm gonna hit the ceiling

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

I’m in for Parklife 2015 - who’s joining me!? http://t.co/wZefhy43jQ #Parklife15

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

Still got the ticket?

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

@dddanadine I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

@JodieM91 I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

No Gold in the Men's Downhill for Bode Miller but on the bright side the commiserations from his beach volleyball wife might be pleasant.

[Nick Heath @nickheathsport]

In case you missed it, IRB remove "yes nine". @DelMcG: "That should go a long way towards eliminating confusion amongst German scrum halves"

[Guys Humor @NotGuysHumor]

YO KANYE IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT RAY J HAD ONE OF THE BEST SELFIES OF ALL TIME!

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Nick Griffin of the BNP declared bankrupt - quite a double that - morally and financially.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Return of The Jedi - losing the all conquering Death Star's defence shield to a group of teddy bears armed with sticks is a bit careless.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Right, my patience is at an end. 'Well if they get a result on Saturday.' They will, it's a fucking game.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

#JeremyGuscottPredictions
"Heads or tails, Jeremy?"
"Yes."
@LargeRugby

[RGS Guildford @RGSGuildford]

Ex-RGS teachers, Nick Gough and Richard Sears, broke the world record for the greatest distance travelled by tuk tuk: http://t.co/CdGC6l1xFS

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

BBC News claims modern life is turning people off sex. Nonsense. What about the hundreds of hot singles in my area? #AdsDontLie

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

@jazzykinks Not for them

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

Lucky the ceilings are a bit higher in #Pimlashco #Growth #GirthToo

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

Found the indoor trampoline in my new pad in Pimlico. Not the first time I've #hittheceiling

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

Just back from Italy. Slayed so many Italian females. #imspartacus

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

Exams over. Watch out ladies I'm freshly groomed and ready to rumble...

[notoriousTOD @notoriousTOD69]

@WhiskyMist heard you attract all the big names in town... Do you reckon you can handle me? #bigdeal