The Chosen One

a pit of nothingness. Until I married your mom

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@barstoolsports Can’t hold on to the mic at the VMAs

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@MichaelHook_CLE Wander Franco coming in the bottom of a 9-year-old:

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@Brodes81 *Philly media when Cutter says he doesn’t want to play for the Flyers*: “to hell with him. Good riddance to the kid. I hope he doesn’t amount to anything

*Philly media when Cutter is playing well and the Flyers are not*: “let’s look at how he’s doi- oh my god bring him back”

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@NASCAR @chasebriscoe @BuschBeer Which is in no way an indication of his sexual orientation!

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@Sarahhuniverse Someone said “one of these is cum”

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@AntiCommieBecca @nypost I think you forgot to put ‘anti-smart’ in your bio

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@JomboyMedia More umpires on their knees? They’re still on their knees because they’re always blowing calls!

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@MLB @Dodgers It’s May, and we’re posting this now? Slow news day huh?

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@Yankees @MLBNetwork Please be advised that you should fuck yourselves

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@Ceo_Branding @AdamSchefter @jamisonhensley Branding expert but not a spelling expert

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@morsi12hotmail1 @Phillies This was it home boy

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@MLB Ozuna from the Braves

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@thatXuser @Chiefs Y’all just got blown out in the Super bowl, more like 0-40 to 22

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@NFLonFOX Take us back. This was perfect

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@NFLonFOX It really isn’t good. It needs to be canned immediately

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@TowsonU @Ravens When admin logs back in and sees all the replies:

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@imrightPHD @PissedOffPossum @Commanders @NFL Refs were in the Eagles favor when CJ Gardner Johnson got ejected?

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@NoExpertFF Dude is a Jags fan, he’s okay with not having fun

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@Phillies Nola and Stott gone???

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@NBCSportsPR @JacCollinsworth @TonyDungy @SNFonNBC Oh wow is that nepo baby Collinsworth?

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@sixers @cryptocom Daryl Morey really thought that bringing in Paul George would fix things? This fan base really thought that he was going to take this team to the next level? Give me a break