lil uzi gi🅱

in some Gucci flip flops // 20

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Netflix removing Friends is a good thing because now you guys can watch better shows

[Barry BeNiceButNotSicklyNice @barryjohnharper]

Hello, consequences of my own actions. I've been expecting you.

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

@kanyewest I'm tryin ye

[becky @beckymgonzalez]

Ronald Regan was a whole ass thug. got shot at and look what he said 😩😩💀💀

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Celebs: GO VOTE!

I am.

CELEBS: DO IT NOW!

Deal.

CELEBS: I WANT TO SEE YOU VOTE

Umm...

CELEBS: GO IN THAT POLLING BOOTH NOW!

...

CELEBS: ARE YOU VOTING IN THERE?!

...

*EXITS BOOTH

CELEBS: DID YOU VOTE?!

Yup.

CELEBS: GOOD J—

...for a conservative.

CELEBS: WHAAA?!?!

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Feeling welcomed

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

The holy trinity

[cory @_averagemeat]

Go to college
- expensive
- prolly catch an STD
- develop drug/alcohol addiction
- waste of time

Join military
- become certified badass
- free buzz cut
- get a Dodge Charger
- wear huge Oakley’s 24/7

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[Uzi @kbvnks_]

i lowkey fuck w having a busy schedule just so that i don’t have the time to deal w people

[yg @YG]

SUU WHOOP

[b @NotJuvie]

idk who’s daughter needs to hear this but....

get an oil change

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Iced coffee is the new crack

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Top rapper ad-libs

Travis Scott: straight up!
Lil uzi vert: yEa
DJ Khalad: WE DA BEST!
Rick Ross: HUUUH
Offset: OFFSET!
Geico: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on insurance

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Anyone else mentally pronounce "wyd" "wu-yu-dune"?

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Imagine your parents tell u they just bought you a new whip and when you walk out to the driveway it's a mail truck

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[lil uzi gi🅱 @notorious_gibb]

Imagine 10 years from now your boyfriend's parents ask you what you do for a living and you have to tell them you sell feet pics on the internet