Brock Hartman

Hoochie Daddy | Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Cowboys fan | Dez caught it

[Brock Hartman @NotoriousCalves]

My therapist said I should start journaling more, so I redownloaded Twitter

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

BREAKING NEWS: The Red Sox acquire catcher Adley Rutschman from the Baltimore Orioles.

- @Jared_Carrabis

[JANDY @Jandystl]

Literally slept 0 seconds last night. 6 in a row to win the whole thing in front of 50,000 fans booing you. Ice in the veins

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

I didn't think anything could be cooler tonight than Kyle Schwarber or Bryce Harper winning the HR Derby in Philadelphia.

I was so wrong.

Jordan Walker homering on his final six swings to beat Schwarber and quiet an electric stadium was WAY cooler. 😂

[Brock Hartman @NotoriousCalves]

LMFAO PHILLY

[Mr. RedDey @UDCincyFan]

What you can do as an athlete:

- beat your wife
- abuse your kids
- run from the cops
-assault other citizens
- steal
- do insane amounts of drugs
- go to strip clubs
- bet on games
-drive drunk

Things you can’t do as an athlete:

- Support the current President

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

After 2, 0-0

[John Owning @JohnOwning]

LFGGGGGGGGG

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Brock Hartman @NotoriousCalves]

But but but he’s a top 5 QB

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The Eagles have no intention of extending Jalen Hurts' contract until his play improves, per @Jeff_McLane

"He knows it's the last year of his guaranteed contract. He knows the cat is out of the bag on some of his baggage. He knows he has to produce."

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

The latest episode of Invincible

[Saul “Bar Piss” Goodman @voddysodas]

March Madness is cool and all but fuck do I wish I had to decide between starting Tyjae Spears or Sean Tucker hungover today

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Tiger Woods meme remade with his mugshot 🤣🤣💀

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

Aaron Judge has 3 more strikeouts than Paul Skenes this season

[Brock Hartman @NotoriousCalves]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Zay Flowers camp is seeking a contract similar to what Jaxon Smith-Njigba received, per @RichJohnsonNFL

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

The revamped driving range at @CowboysGolfClub features a 60-yard piece of game-used artificial turf (with yardage lines) an endzone, and a field goal post that was taken from AT&T Stadium.

There is also an 18-hole putting course, The Huddle, that sits next to the range.

(via @GOLF_com)

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

"I can't wait for March Madness"

Me checking my bracket 3 games in:

[Cubs Desk Jockey @CubsDJ]

My 6 year old son Jonathan: How can you tell it’s a winner take all game, papa?

Me: