Noah Sommers

guitar guy in @princess412hc 👑

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coke zero but it has 50gs of protein

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out of velos there’s snow everywhere idk if i’m gonna make it

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no one out papas the john

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what’s the story glory holey

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when i grow up i wanna be just like cody rhodes

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anyone at pnc park have an extra sd card i can borrow

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boutta eat a whole dominoes pizza in my bed fuck you

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why does the guitarist of smashmouth play through two dual rectifiers

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when’s the last time any of you dusty motherfuckers vacuumed your couch

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drinking vodka and squirt watching videos on why kmart went bankrupt

i miss you kmart

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those baby corns that come in stir frys are definitely in my top 5 favorite things ever

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now that hulk hogan is dead can i try real american beer or will i get cancelled

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@zach_motionless i’ll drink yours too don’t tempt me

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boutta drink this whole case of dr pepper zero

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our neighbor is wildly flailing a flashlight around in his yard idk if that’ll get us our power back but i appreciate the call to action

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if you’re enjoying this weather fuck you

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swamp ass going crazy i think i just found a crawfish

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pooping at the chicago music exchange

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going on tour tomorrow starting in chicago someone take me to cm punk

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people needa learn how to wash their feet how do yall be stinkin that bad