Paul Ostby

Your average red beard Mount Morris kid. Some call me the ginger Santa Clause. Said Relative of the American Bald Eagle #Merica. Taco Bell #1 customer

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

@notrealeldrick don't add this guy unless you want to lose whenever he is on your team

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

My favorite part about working for Enterprise is that whenever I pick someone up it means I get to share Taco Bell with them. #5StarDriver

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Since I somehow graduated last year I don't have to worry about workouts. Now that I think about it I didn't worry last year either #skipped

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

If it's possible to get drunk off Baja blast then I am blacked the fuck out right now. #TacoBell

[Riepma & Faust @RiepmaFaustShow]

Quite the move by SVSU: vandalizing a symbol of Northwood & the mantra of a fallen coach. Classless to say the least https://t.co/5vypugnUiz

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Although I'm upset I'm done playing college golf. I'm glad I don't have to wake up for class. That means I can focus on Taco Bell & X Box.

[Golf Problems @GolfProblems_]

When someone says "I'm a scratch player" but you just saw them hack it around for 18 holes

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

It's my birthday so all I want to do is order a hot n ready and a lot of Taco Bell. That's how you hit it 300 yards all day

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

About to buy season tickets holy shit I'm excited

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Loving the name of the new wings arena. HOT AND SWEATY ARENA BABY

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Yeah so I was named first team all GLIAC...but when do I get my award for best player in the country? Anyone know?

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Kobe maybe the Black Mamba but he can't match the stats PEEZY put up in IM ball this season. They thought his career was great! #PEEZY

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

@mmmgabriele I'd say our games are identical but he doesn't hit as far as I do.

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

What a terrible start to my day. We went to Taco Bell and no one is there to take our orders. Now off to my favorite place Chick Fil'a!

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

It's #StPatricksDay and I have a red beard. I may or may not live past today. #blackout

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

@GarTheRawr @koryeroberts @BlombergBlake @FunnyPicsDepot LICK MY TAINT

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

@skrippyy haha!

[Paul Ostby @notpaul_ostby]

Talked to Michael Breed today at the golf show and told him I don't need any of his lessons. He can't help me get any better. I hit it 300+!