Not Portland

Things Portland would never say...
I'm a parody of a parody
#pdx #portlandia

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#HolidayPickUpLines "No, I want your Elf on the Shelf to watch"

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@Pink_About_it Don't you mean a Freedom Pressed cup of coffee?

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#SexUpADisneyMovie Moan Ana

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@sp_redelectric @AlYourPalster thats the c-tran attitude I love and miss from 405! #Vantucky

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@sp_redelectric @AlYourPalster yeah, but they cut people off like a mofo on 405. It's like they're playing chicken with the concrete barrier

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@wweek thank you

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@TCVGaming

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@wweek niiice. @L1LDebbie approves.
#Debbie2cups

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@ebsells @AlYourPalster @trimet is your profile pic of you running, valiantly trying to catch the shuttle?

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@AlYourPalster better question: she poly?

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@AlYourPalster she single?

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If anyone has watched @OU_Football they know how important #blocking is. Which is why @OU_CoachStoops is blocking everyone on Twitter RN.

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#portland should be forced, like anyone bad with money, to do the envelope system and to skim @DaveRamsey books. https://t.co/YQunr0QZ4g

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Extra spending means Portland faces $4 million budget gap, early forecast says https://t.co/vnVrQoMqs8 #pdx

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A$$, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free. https://t.co/FH2mVv3c1c

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@vndlynArt I also think transit should be free 😉

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@AlYourPalster I love this feature. It reminds me of the grandeur of the old #quinto drawings. So exciting.

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@AlYourPalster ugh, but what do I do about my t-zone???

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@TCVGaming @AlYourPalster preserved? Salt is a helluva preservative

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@TCVGaming @AlYourPalster it is. We need to salt. For real.

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@TCVGaming @AlYourPalster misery loves company. This is also one of many reasons I keep booze at work.

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@TCVGaming @AlYourPalster taking off my jokey hat, I was worried about folks getting stuck and not able to get home. That sucks.

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@TCVGaming @AlYourPalster sorry. I thought you might be stuck on #TriMet bus with a dead phone.