pee

nihilist with a heart of gold. he/him

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

the look of someone who keeps cropdusting the entire room

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Oh cool a bidet can’t wait to feel intimidated by the one place that’s always felt like home

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

@cclaairre How’d they turn out?

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

Uhm new song of the summer??

[Olivia Rodrigo Daily @DailyRodrigo]

Olivia’s full performance of her new song “what’s wrong with me (ft. Robert Smith) at Primavera Sound!

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Net Mama @cclaairre]

I think one of the worst things about myself is that I have always been myself.

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

On repeat https://t.co/mHXWugQI4Y

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

There's a cottage industry built around offering advice to young men for money, and and all of it is bad, what young men really need is to buy a cheap bicycle and ride it 10-20 miles every day while listening to Moby Dick as an audiobook

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time....

In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day.

Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys.

My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on.
We didn't win.

19 consecutive losing seasons.

2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive.

After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over.

"My mom wants to talk to you."

We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons.

She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up.

Roberto Jr. translated.

"My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy."

She was staring right at me.

Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth:
"I promise you, Vera. That won't happen."

Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it."

I said, "I hope I can keep it too."

I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it.

The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20.

On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field.

And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life.

The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug.

Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them.

@Pirates

[deg @degg]

the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[NHL @NHL]

Players with 21 point-per-game seasons: Sidney Crosby.

End of list.

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

but you can elbow karlsson into Silovs that's okay!!!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Jets cut the lead in half after Pittsburgh’s goalie interference challenge comes up short.

Thoughts on the call?

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

what a flop by wedgewood

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Penguins have their 2nd goal waved off for goaltender interference 😬

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Penguins have their 2nd goal waved off for goaltender interference 😬

[Jim @SportsingJim]

Erik Karlsson are you freaking serious?!?

#Pens

[Tim Benz @TimBenzPGH]

Yup. I’m with ya’ kid

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

@cclaairre we have a Starbucks that makes wraps in the lobby at hamot and it’s not even close to the same

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Fact.

[Daniele Bolelli @DBolelli]

I don't know who needs to hear it, but if you punch someone in a street altercation, there's always the chance you'll KO them, they'll fall backward and crack their skulls. And now you have to start praying you didn't kill them. 1/2

[pee @NotPeeWillard]

@cjbowser10 Bet teams were asking for way too much. I was hoping he’d snag Wright, which he might still do in the off season