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[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

doomscrolling before bed. . .

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

if only she knew. . . “i’ve tried, tons of times actually. .”

he’s been rejected more times than he can count on his two hands. . he even gave up , until that thought came to his mind. .

[mimi @mchoimimi]

hearing a man say such thing that reaches her ear, made her face on the side and looking at him.

"Then, how about you ask someone on a date?" It's that simple right? "You must like someone right?"

Sometimes.. she wish to shut up her lips

[cute potato @kitttypotato]

That is so hot

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

should he be scared. . . ?

[ᅠᅠʰⁱⁿᵃ⁻ᶜʰᵃⁿ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @belcvedstar]

ㅤ
<—— making a ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ potion.
ㅤ

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

“vape is dead. . . out of zyns. . . and out of cigarettes. . .

great. .”

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

“it’s actually been years since i’ve been on a date. . .”

[mimi @mchoimimi]

┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐

it doesn't matter what you say. i will think the same thing.

mdni. #mvrp

♡+⟲

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100%

✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

. . .

[ʍʀ & 𝓜𝓻𝓼 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 @MidnightParents]

|| any recommendations on what character I could use to change Mary up a bit? 👀

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

wait?! is she. . . really okay with letting him do that. . .?

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ᗰᗩᖇIᑎ 🌼 @lovvings]

huh... have they? maybe... does he wanna feel~?

[𝐎 𝐋 𝐋 𝐈 𝐄 🖤🕷️ @MetalHeadOllie]

craving. . .

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

there’s no way they grew bigger than the last time they saw each other . . .

right?

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

<————— grew up without a mother. .

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

“well. . . you’re pretty much the closest thing to a mother I’ve had in years. .”

[♡˗ˏ*ೃ˚ ᑕᒪᗩIᖇE :; (S-H) @dovekept]

for the last time, i am NOT your mother!

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

wait. . . really?!

her son wouldn’t mind that. . . right. . ?

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

⠀
⠀He really thinks that?

If he wants to come over and pay her a
visit, then by all means ~ !
⠀

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

head hurts from drinking too much. . .

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

“. . .”

dead silent. . eyes focused directly at them. . his hand gripping onto his own pants, pretending he was grabbing her bust. .

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ᗰᗩᖇIᑎ 🌼 @lovvings]

she's used to it by now. she barely even notices he's looking...

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

can’t help but stare at @lovvings chest. . .

he is totally unaware that he’s being rude. .

[ꜱɪʟᴀꜱ @notpleasent]

he enjoys massage chairs. .