Metallicunt

Enjoys long moonlit walks off short piers. @zeusifer71 runs the joint. Horror. Books. Birds. My boy.

[Metallicunt @notprettybitch]

Pls RT Montreal: heartbroken but please help me rehome ZEUS. Beautiful 17lb Bengal mix. 8 years old. Loves people, playing, chasing kibble and clicker games. HATES kids and other animals.
SO smart, comes when called, enjoy lap time on his red blanket. Partner afraid of cats.

[Metallicunt @notprettybitch]

@KMurderella I know you would, hon. Thank you❤️

[Metallicunt @notprettybitch]

Pls RT Montreal: heartbroken but please help me rehome ZEUS. Beautiful 17lb Bengal mix. 8 years old. Loves people, playing, chasing kibble and clicker games. HATES kids and other animals.
SO smart, comes when called, enjoy lap time on his red blanket. Partner afraid of cats.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

I would be selling my house the next day 🐍

[Montreal Animal Rescue Network- no kill 🐈 shelter @MtlARN]

Gaston arrived to us in May 2023 after being found as a stray in Mirabel. It took him a long time to put his trust in us, but now he's discovered a new passion for cuddling! He purrs easily and loves other cats.
Bring him home today!
🐈‍⬛

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Couple goals 🫶🧡

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

nature is beautiful

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

Not all heroes wear capes, some have fur and purr a lot

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

M: that’s
O: not
R: how
O: acronyms
N: work

[Serena Vachon - Photography @SerenaVachon]

An eastern phoebe preening away! ❤️ #birdphotography #birds #birdsofX

[paula.vision.pv @thepaulasuzanne]

I'm going to have to move to find a man who shares my values if I want to have a relationship (& I do).

East Texas ain't it, my brothers & sisters in Christ.

The hate, ignorance, Trump loving, & Ted Cruz stans are awful.

Fuck these backwards men.

Not with my vagina, though.

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

Is knocking one back before noon while sobbing into a dish towel an interest or a hobby?

[Francesco Rinaldi @SonOfCha]

Don’t talk to me about your family on a work call, that’s a fireable offense

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

Mangos. Mangos are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of mangos on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say about it.

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

You know summer has arrived when the toilet seat rises with you

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

His pediatrician says the new cat is exceeding all his developmental milestones, including being the most beautiful squishy boy she’s ever seen.