Quincee Nuffer

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Grey worm might take kings landing by himself next week

[neeeee @h0ney_nee]

I was drunk and texted my boyfriend "I’m on to you" instead of I’m on my way to you and nigga replied “Here we go” LMFAOOOOO

[Kyle @kkunta__]

"my mom likes you" is an ELITE compliment

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Jill and I are devastated to hear about today’s shooting at the Chabad Poway synagogue. No one should have to worship in fear.

As a country, we must speak out against bigotry and gun violence. We’re in the battle for the soul of this nation—and it’s on all of us to act.

[Jen Heemstra @jenheemstra]

The purpose of a PhD should not be training for *one* specific job. The purpose of a PhD should be to develop problem solving, critical thinking, and leadership skills as preparation for *any* job. #PhDchat

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. My son introduced me to this game called Hay Day, and now every time I open my phone to do anything, I just wind up harvesting crops and relocating my silo.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Are you surprised that rich parents are bribing their rich kiddies into top schools? Shocked, even? Don't be. In the Age of Trump, when even fundamentalist Christians wink at the president's flagrant adulteries, such behavior comes to seem normal.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

.@NRA opposition to a full reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act is sickening. We must do more to protect victims of stalking and abuse. It makes no sense to allow those who perpetrated the abuse to have access to deadly firearms. We must stand up now for survivors.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

The Attorney General’s repeated justifications for withholding grand jury material — instead of seeking court approval to release it — simply don’t add up.

We fought to ensure Mueller could finish his work. And we will fight to ensure Mueller’s report is not buried.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Wind turbines don’t cause cancer.
Working for Donald Trump causes stupidity.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Stoning people to death for homosexuality or adultery is appalling and immoral. Every single person on earth is entitled to be treated with dignity and to live without fear. There is no excuse—not culture, not tradition—for this kind of hate and inhumanity.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s a story about people doing good that's worth sharing: @BradPaisley and his wife @Kimwilliamspais saw food insecurity in Nashville and decided to do something about it. They just broke ground on a free grocery store to help families in need: https://t.co/o6pcAApZsm

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When your ‘gritty, guy-in-a-diner’ news profile doesn’t go quite as expected 😂

This week’s #GreenNewDeal MVP goes to... ⬇️ 🏆

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Did this MF just say “The noise causes cancer??!” I’m done.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The media should not refer to multiple homocides at a mosque as a mass shooting. It is terrorism. One suspect in custody is a white nationalist. Let's call it like it is.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

My heart breaks for all those at the Al Noor and Linwood Mosques and for the great people of New Zealand. It is the most beautiful country I have ever seen, and Kiwis are the kindest people I have ever met.

[Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong]

I really love "back on my bullshit" because it implies:

1) you have bullshit to be on (proud of you for that);

2) you took a little break (for self-care, maybe?); and

3) now you're back, refreshed, and on your bullshit.