Geotrax Enthusiast

I'm that one redhead

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

@LCStroeher @omaha_scanner Drove past and saw an officer pulling a rifle out of their trunk

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Finally seeking therapy and tiktok is showing me scary relevant poetry like a demon begging not to be exorcised

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

So I never annoy or inconvenience anyone again

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Tron being rebooted just to star Jared Leto is like when you wish a loved one back to life but they come back all evil and fucked up

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

[clown @bugsquelcher]

To jerk, to edge – to edge, perchance to goon – ay, there's the rub, for in this tugging of pud what dreams may cum…

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Mythical. Mythical if you can hear us Mythical please save us. Please save us Mythical please. I'm asking you. Please save us

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Me in the back of the squad car when my cartoon squirrel nemesis shows up and starts taunting me with dropping an acorn

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

If I had a friend named Wyatt I would pronounce his name like the meme, "gyatt". Few will understand

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

How is Scott Adams thinking anything he's ever made is better than Calvin & Hobbes still his most delusional take

[a nice enough person online 🍉 @bigkiitten]

holy shit this is incredible. I REALLY wish my dad could see this he would laugh so fucking hard. like no joke we made fun of Dilbert constantly. he would love this

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

my dentist HAS to be making me cum on purpose. theres no way

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

When I was in school, we read The Great Gatsby… Nowadays it seems to me, that these days in school, students in school these days are more concerned with where the great gyatts be

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Sonder is soo embarrassing. Maybe everyone else has a life as complex and interesting as YOURS not me tho

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

it's literally impossible..
your bitch has to be bad but not TOO bad, or you're a bitch, & that's bad..
you're supposed to smoke good, but if you smoke TOO tough you have to stop..?
they expect you to move different, but if your swag TOO different they'll KILL you??

[Geotrax Enthusiast @notquinlanhogan]

Just got off the polar express. The conductor punched "Lexapro 🫵" into my ticket. Emoji too. And "gay"

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Goombas watching Mario throw a high speed fireball at them

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of