Solomon Gumball

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@poorcat69 @Marxist777 JESUS LOL saying the quiet part out loud lmfao. Yall never stop working tirelessly to blur the lines between literal Nazis and communists. This shit is literally evil.

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@Squirelmstr @cbkek321 @KurtSchlichter @Lukewearechange Interesting. I’ve actually noticed the exact same change in helicopters flying overhead, except in reverse. There used to be hundreds flying over my house and now zero.

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@oakabean @meurigjenkins @GoingDutchDEN @RightWingCope This is not true anywhere

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@curiomo98 @TheOmniLiberal Stop spreading misinformation, sincerely.

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@weeduser3000 @TheOmniLiberal You’re right. You should never aspire to accomplish anything in your life because conservatives used to be super into faux-self-improvement a few years ago

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@Wahooney @1951Absurd @lachancenaomi27 That sounds so traumatizing 🙁

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@agitpopcorn @1dcwh01am @Supreme_Owl_FTW @JoshuaPHilll Do you have a fetish for the phrase “skilled labor” because you aren’t actually engaging with anyone’s arguments. Btw you can literally start working without any training at all with McDonalds if they’re busy.

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@Cold_CPTN @therabbithole So you disagree with probably 98% of interracial marriages because they don’t align their beliefs with yours?

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@n0tchartsdale @pvancleaf @BerserkChip @HennyPesto @TheOmniLiberal No shit. Pretty sure DeskTiny has said this to her audience countless times.

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@KnownAsNai @LT__Media @EPM106 Absolutely zero percent chance of this happening

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@thillybilly @DaniNMills @Slatzism @GoldingBF Have you ever even been on public transportation?

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@chiefkicking25 @GoldingBF There’s actually a REALLY good chance that YOU have eaten out of the same hand that you used to wipe your ass more than he has. The hand that wipes his ass never gets anywhere near his mouth lol

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@island_stock @anarcho_goblin @Fenn_Republique @jenbrained @dronesmad @iamthejaybird @ChristinaPushaw @GoldingBF This MFer goes home shaking and crying about having to “suffer in silence” because of a sandwich and you think they’re the ones whining about oppression? There’s 0% chance you’ve ever taken public transportation beyond the short bus that takes you to school every morning.

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@island_stock @jenbrained @dronesmad @iamthejaybird @ChristinaPushaw @GoldingBF Now I’m 100% convinced you’ve never actually taken public transportation before. This is insane.

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@MrNobod72094840 @TheOmniLiberal I truly and honestly would really like to know what planet you’re living on because it’s definitely not here

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@MichaelDrew1313 @DitkoJohn @TheOmniLiberal Damn it must be a really good thing that there’s more than 1 neighborhood in this country.

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@ATLkulli @TheOnlyHeem The person willing to pay more than you for your apartment is directly the reason that your landlord would even consider asking for more in the first place. Why should they care how long you’ve been there?