Chris Porter

Senior systems engineer. Husband. Step dad. Dog owner. Geek. Tweets are my own and don't reflect on anyone associated with me myself or I.

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@erickse99 @sophieewellerr Who is us? Are you an NFL player?

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@tide we purchase the free and clear exclusively. For some reason it crystallized. It’s a half a bjs size bottle. We use this because my son has skin issues.

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@crazyclipsonly Jeep 100% entered the lane of travel like an old lady leaving the pharmacy.

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@Jchawes Imposter!

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@NaturalBalance Is there a case number? Because if I call there's going to be zero record.

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Nothing like an $80 bag of maggots. Why am I paying 100% more for the same dog food I bought two years ago? And it's this??? Bought Saturday @Petco @NaturalBalance completely full of maggots. My wife unfortunately noticed AFTER my puppy ate some.

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@Petco Sent I'd like to hear from @NaturalBalance also!

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@davidwade @Edelman11 will be back. With zappe at the helm.

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@davidwade Drop the ugh come on man.

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@petco @NaturalBalance there will be HELL TO PAY if she gets sick! #labpuppy #RescueDogs

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@terrellowens Amen TO

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@securityweekly .....Begins installing MS Bob

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@hulu_support Here we are approximately a year later and no resolution. Are you ACTUALLY working on this or is a class action suit needed?

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@hulu_support so this is probably the 12th time I have tagged you in this exact post. You guys really did swell over the summer. But now, the commercials are back to insanely loud. We now have proof that you can control that and do not. What is going on here?

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@johnhughes5604 @chelliepingree @joncoopertweets Proof is in the pudding. And FYI America has zero control over opec.

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@wpri12 @NWSBoston what's with the insane winds in Warwick RI right now

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@ochocinco About tree fiddy

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@ClassicGIJoe #truth #hurtmorethanlegos

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@ClassicGIJoe How you know they weren't battling storm troopers.

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@getir_us Dude was IN a purple bike? I'm impressed.

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@thecrowesnest @wpri12 Or not