Nathanael Lycan

once was called a bald dufus by a local radio celeb

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Imagine eating this and then fighting for your life in a fairgrounds porta potty on a 98° August day 💀😵

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it:

Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Bosnia walks into this match thinking it’s 50/50.

But they forgot to carry the USA, divide by FREEDOM, multiply by AMERICA, and subtract all their confidence.

The numbers don’t lie… and they spell DISASTER for Bosnia.

🇺🇸 HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! 🇺🇸

[SVPAnalytics @SVPAnalytics]

Matt Painter when he spots an underrated high school 7-footer

[College Transfer Portal @CollegeFBPortal]

Kirby Smart seeing a high school recruit with speeding ticket issues

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

if I had a nickel for every time a Michigan coach accused of widespread cheating bailed for the professionals after winning a national title, I'd have 2 nickels.

which isn't a lot but given the school it's not strange at all that it's happened twice

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[Doc🇳🇬 @DrDoctavious]

You ever get Sacramento Kings on 82-0, just refresh your browser.

[Indy500Pics @Indy500Pics]

Pro tip to future Indy 500 patrons!

[Aaron Likens @AaronLikens]

My assistant with his Meta glasses captured a once in a lifetime view of the finish and is too good not to share

[Indy500Pics @Indy500Pics]

It’s time.

Year 15!

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Divorced dad final boss

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

I had a feeling this day would come @immaculategrid

[Drew Lawler @LawlerDrew]

@HammerAndRails

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Robbie Hummel

That guy rocked.

[Nick Yeoman @NYeoman]

You’re about to read a ton of truly dumb Bad Bunny takes on this website by boomers this weekend.

But I don’t see any of them walking down to the ring with a kendo stick and a shopping cart full weapons for a San Juan street fight against Damian Priest

[Nathanael Lycan @notreal_robanks]

@BonerWizard @RealChalamet Yeah edible is the only way

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let teams start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion to draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years