Aseel Sab

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@adiyouresosmart We invited over 100 fans and yes they were all fans :) for the seats we managed. And that too mot just from Mumbai, but across from India fans travelled for this.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

Rumour is #Ramayana is leaving a vacant seat in every show for Om Raut so he can finally see what real VFX looks like 😭

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@Madan_Chikna What tf is happening in Mumbai?

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@kartikwhatever Yeah sure enough buddy. For you to steal memes on your previous tweet and not credit @recommendationcommunity (posted on Instagram)

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@kartikwhatever If you are stealing memes, do better and credit @recommendationcommunity on Instagram

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@DTDCIndia you’re the guy in every group project who says “I’ll handle it” and disappears till the deadline’s dead.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@DTDCIndia waiting for my package feels like watching an Indian TV serial—same scene every day, just sitting in the hub, dragged out for a whole week with zero progress.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@DTDCIndia tracking my package feels like watching an Indian TV serial—same scene every day, just sitting in the hub, dragged out for a whole week with zero progress and maximum drama.

[OTTplay @ottplayapp]

Even his slap has the swing 😎

#INDvsNZ #Shami #CWC23 #TeamIndia

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@Jojode99 Hi, do you still have it?

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@82wice @mufaddal_vohra As a rcb fan i ask you to stfu and enjoy this while it lasts 😭

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

Watching the moon and venus together tonight is just so beautiful ")

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@AjayTweets07 @soul_freak80 @mufaddal_vohra Not really. Kohli has said on record that it's gonna be rcb till the end of his career :)

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

Reason why DK messed up the final delivery #RCBvLSG

[girl bruce wayne @mitskifreak]

every time i post a proper film review on letterboxd my palms start sweating, my heart starts beating faster and my throat gets try because what if someone reads it and thinks im a fucking idiot

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@liveonchocos Issa remake

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

@marvelmaniyac 😔😔

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

The writers writing my story have been too much influenced by Ekta Kapoor. They have been dragging my sad era for too long now.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

I think i need to borrow a new personality from a new tv show. The one from Breaking bad seems to be wearing off.

[Aseel Sab @notreallyaseel]

Adani enterprises stock prices be more down than my self respect