jess🍋🌈✌️

they/she

IG: not.really.jess
venmo: notreallyjess

queer & tattooed

[jess🍋🌈✌️ @notreallyjess21]

help I ironically started growing a mullet, and now I actually like it😈😘

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[daz @MetamateDaz]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.

I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

AI access is free or cheap now to get you dependent on it, so they can later start charging you — and you’ll have no option but to cough up, because you’ll have forgotten how to live without it.

So… maybe just skip that whole future crisis, and don’t use it / stop using it now?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

The 2025 version of mixed families. Nothing better than trolling Maga for Christmas.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)

[Working Families Party 🐺 @WorkingFamilies]

When we say “billionaires should not exist,” what we mean is:

Instead of billionaires…
Everyone should have healthcare.
Everyone should have housing.
Everyone should have access to healthy food and clean water.

Billionaires are a policy failure.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Public schools are not your church. If you want your kid to learn the Bible, then take them to Sunday school.

End of story.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Facts!!!

[Ronnie Rose St☆rling ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა @RonnieRoseSt]

I need everyone to realise that J’K’R is a reason trans kids die. She’s part of the problem, large scale, she funds people making people die, the rhetoric. I need everyone to understand that this is not some sort of a quirky harmless activism. Transphobia kills.

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

It bothers me how inequality is so normalized. Something we’re simply expected to live with. People work multiple jobs and still can’t afford the basics, while others hoard more wealth than they can understand. It’s impossible not to be angry at how manmade all this suffering is.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jennifer Welch: “l just think it’s really important to remind everybody all the time that Elon Musk is a fucking immigrant that doesn’t pay taxes who is a parasite off the American taxpayer”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and we need to fucking fire them when they don’t do their job

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

The real problem is, most of us were raised by parents who were just surviving so they taught us survival, not life. No one sat us down to explain how debt works, how to self soothe, how to say 'no' without guilt, or how to walk away from love that hurts. We weren't shown what emotional safety looks like, we were just told to keep the peace, suppress the feelings and work harder. Now we're adults paying bills on autopilot, spiraling in relationships, mistaking burnout for success and calling anxiety our personality. Lost, overwhelmed and wondering why we feel broken when in reality, we were just never taught the basics of being whole.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"When 8 men have more money than 4 billion people combined, folks relying on food stamps or Medicaid aren't the problem."