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[Rihanna @rihanna]

So much dick riding that my cock hurt

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Mexicans will call you a gay pussy if you dont drink beer and then they turn around and turn their beer into a fucking spicy candy soup and start licking and sucking red40 chamoy off the fucking can

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

I’m sorry but this is hot. Is this how women feel about rape fantasies? I get it now.

[Kent Murphy @MurphThaPlug]

Bdubs with my highschool friends

[V ! @notreallyveni]

I stay winning

[Sugoi LITE @SugoiLITE]

TV Anime "Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You" (Super no Ura de Yani Suu Futari) is scheduled to begin broadcasting JULY 2026.

Based on well-acclaimed original romcom manga by Jinushi

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

I stand up to give my best man speech and immediately begin sobbing straight into the microphone. It takes me 3 minutes to regain enough composure to point vaguely in the direction of the bride and groom and murmur “dream blunt rotation” before I lose it again

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

baldness is karmic and you cant be bald if you have love and light in your heart

[V ! @notreallyveni]

I just be waking up everyday happy to be me. Nobody can compare to the perfection that is myself.

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[V ! @notreallyveni]

Checking this bitch Spotify playlists and she got songs I had put her on to on there #interesting #overitfr #idc

[V ! @notreallyveni]

This is actually the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Wario64 @Wario64]

The House in Fata Morgana live action adaptation planned for production in the United States https://t.co/E6aDqa3pjC

[sanje horah @sanjehorah]

anyone with taste more esoteric than me is a circlejerking schizophrenic. anyone with taste less esoteric than me is a slop producing brainrot consumer

[kunk @gunk4188]

your soul has a hymen and it's broken on the first day you go to work

[V ! @notreallyveni]

@yumemiill

[V ! @notreallyveni]

If I die and my friends don’t put half of my face on that picture of xxxtentacion I’m gonna be very mad

[mr online @Absolunar]

no longer on squeaking terms with my bitch Mouse wife. my stupid fucking piece of cheese life

[JoJoJosiah @JoJoJosiah_]

Hatsune Miku in Fortnite

[abigail 🩵 🐁🪤 @abichungus]

#ICumWhenSheThrowsEmptyCansOfBeerAtMyHead

[saila @sailaunderscore]

This is exactly how I text my friends. I understand Kanye.

[V ! @notreallyveni]

@gloman333 @mineraioi0102 Real #broknowsmesowell