beth

life is a simulation

[beth @notreallyzoe]

censored him out of every picture we took as a group that night because staring at his big nose angered me

[beth @notreallyzoe]

programme so strict my friend’s situationship irritated me because he was ugly

[beth @notreallyzoe]

@_timtations_ exactly

[beth @notreallyzoe]

i was in the trenches in march-april after i got ghosted but also my body was crazy tea so did i really take the L

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[beth @notreallyzoe]

flat earthers been real quiet since this revelation dropped

[wakeup @F1LTHYwakeup]

Why would the earth be flat if you can clearly see the moon and the sun is a sphere

[beth @notreallyzoe]

huge news for the unemployed

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Playboi Carti spotted giving his shirt to a fan while out for a walk with his girlfriend 😭

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Beautiful unphotogenic women….im sorry technology has failed you

[beth @notreallyzoe]

reading confession by leo tolstoy will give you an existential crisis btw

[beth @notreallyzoe]

at my prime i did wuthering heights in 7 days she needs to make a comeback

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

i miss my prime (reading 10 books a month, finishing a book in a day, no reading slump)

[beth @notreallyzoe]

pls stop asking me when are we linking… it’s iceman season 🙄

[beth @notreallyzoe]

happy Iceman release day it’s personally a national holiday to me

[beth @notreallyzoe]

quit social media for over a week now so that calls for a celebratory bender

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[bonnie @fwrosting]

“situationship” YOU’RE 27

[beth @notreallyzoe]

malaysia been so up with the concert lineups lately i half expect drake himself to show up at some point

[beth @notreallyzoe]

@F1LTHYwakeup i love u my guy come to kuala lumpur

[beth @notreallyzoe]

took the E off emotion 🕺