call 911 im stuck in debart its been 8 days

the thing is they don’t print gpa on the diploma so y’all smart motherfuckers can suck it

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places where reality is a bit altered
- the sdh downstairs bathrooms
- the waiting area at St.Liams with the wooden benches
- girls bathrooms in mens dorms
- debart after 9pm
- the dim inside of lafun when its closed and the metal grate blocking the huddle is down
- hayes healy

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@riley_V17 if u were our waiter send me the pic of us pls!!!

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no like this isn’t a joke she’s actually here yo whatttt

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tell me why @halsey is at brothers rn lmfaoooooo whaaat

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you gotta little debart water on your white hood

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the people that retweet this are stronger than the US marines

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@MTcheukado my mans did NOT just drop his NETID😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

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father jenks breaking his own rules to support someone who goes against basic human liberties actin like he got that papal infallibility boy the angels at the pearly gates r gonna have a field day w ur track record when u show up🤣🤣🤣

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to think the freshmen are holed up in their dorms while our first year we were passed out at random townhouses at 3am sweating svedka

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mentally i am in the same state as when you feel the dark aura of the downstairs ndh bathrooms calling you to walk down those suspicious stairs just to walk in and stare at yourself in that huge mirror and lose all sense of time underneath those buzzing white lights

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nd going online is the institutional equivalent of being held up at gunpoint and having your wallet stolen but they shoot you anyways

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as far as toxic relationships go nd really hit a home run with the whole in sickness and in health thing just for them to underfund testing sites, disregard potential infections, and disappear whenever confronted abt the situation

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please direct your prayers towards everyone who DMed about being stuck in debart during the tornado warning on monday i hope your brain cells recover from your stay in literal purgatory

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breakdancing on the destroyed hopes and dreams of everyone who wanted to go to the presidential clown show nd was hosting

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engineers be like can’t wait to get back like to what the grey-scale dystopian nightmare that is Fitz or depression

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don’t think I’ve forgotten that nd isn’t giving us our flex points back that we lost when they shut us down in march I had 200 left that was almost enough for a single pack of oreos at lafun i want my fake money that i paid real money for back

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who would’ve thought that the legendary ndh vs sdh discourse would end in us having no dining halls at all it’s finally over but at what cost

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when i turned in my common app i just didn’t think bumping into a priest in the hallway while im walking back in only a towel from my shower would be part of the notre dame experience

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the m in STEM is for mendoza

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nd e-mails be like we’re following up on jenkin’s previous May 13th letter like ma’am I have lived 6 different lifetimes since then and can no longer process basic information u could be following up on the class of 2009 graduation ceremony and my brain would b like of course

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ya our ND experiences were a lil different u had that 5 de mayo party in ur dorm and we had to extend our sharing activity to three hours at the latino freshman retreat because people kept crying when they would talk about feeling out of place every waking second on campus lol