rené

god damn independent

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i hate lying to my parents but its for their own good

[jay ♰ @warheavy]

I actually hate niggas who sit on the pec dec machine nd do 7-8 sets like ur actually such a waste of life

[tex @texmeplease]

that random pain in your chest is probably just that dog in you

[Icy @whereicy]

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

[ًً @muxsin2003]

2020 wasn’t real man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Garfield’s cheese @butter_melons]

#friday #mood

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Tracking number isn't enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

[Phil @bamwinejnr]

The bet slip is showing me 1.6B I might buy Burundi on Friday 😭

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

by this time tomorrow, forbes done suppose edit world richest men list cos i go surely enter top 15 after i wreck sporty

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

The best kind of relationship to have with your parents is a long distance relationship

[Zaga🍃 @MrChulo__]

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

[anxious bones @ayotarun]

fake suicidal mf i saw you take vitamin supplement

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

On vacation there is NO spending limit. I figure it out when I get back home 😭.

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

working in the google doc while someone else is viewing it

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off 😭

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

Kasmuel is like the househelp who sleeps with the man of the house and starts to think that she is the wife.

[Sean @elseanawy]

I imagine this is what heroin feels like

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Y'all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should've just went

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Guys thank GODDDDD likes are private oh my days