the universal t4t experience is having an hour and a half of something you're not quite sure can be defined as sex but if its not then you don't know what to call it
im high as fuck in my girlfriend's bed smelling her pillowcase, just ate a sandwich that was mostly sourdough and mayonnaise and drank whole milk straight out the bottle
accidentally hit my cart in front of a synagogue and i held the smoke in my mouth walking past it for so long i breathed it all in with nothing to exhale